sorelatable:

It’s so rewarding to see teachers acting fake when the principal comes in the classroom

problackgirl:

*99% of black people all agree that something is offensive*

1 black person comes out with their cooning self and says ‘actually you know what I’m black and I don’t find this offensive tbh’

White people: OMG FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT. YESSSS. SEE YOU GUYS ARE OVERREACTING. WE ALL BLEED RED WE ALL SUFFER EQUALLY. WE ALL BURN IN THE SUN!!!!!!!!

katara:

a text message I never expected

katara:

a text message I never expected

(Source: yay--stefon)

orgasm:

i feel like 94% of american history is people complaining about taxes

silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

goldenclitoris:

thank u nicki

goldenclitoris:

thank u nicki

(Source: justinbiebergoth)

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