nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

iguanamouth:

last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind

magicul:

do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah

unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

(Source: rasterizing)

Aaron Paul being confused by fashion

(Source: kateoplis)

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JESSE EISENBERG:People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER:Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG:I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER:What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG:I say, “Please, Abraham, I’m not that man.”

glowcloud:

people run “aesthetic blogs” where they just reblog pics of like neon lights and pools of water and weird textures and stuff and i don’t really get it but i like to look at those blogs, it’s nice to know that you guys are out there, always silent, never getting into fights, just reblogging pics of wrinkled plastic bags… keep doing ur thing

(Source: nosdrinker)

nayx:

420memes:

I still can’t believe he really did this, I’m so amazed by how cool and hip our president is

amazing that they allowed a sick wave into the building

nayx:

420memes:

I still can’t believe he really did this, I’m so amazed by how cool and hip our president is

amazing that they allowed a sick wave into the building

(Source: lavagoth)