surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

(Source: surprisebitch)

shebegb:

Oh, Mr. Biden!

shebegb:

Oh, Mr. Biden!

(Source: pleatedjeans)

(Source: amindyproject)

officialronstoppable:

i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /

(Source: stoppableron)

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Mitch Hedberg

unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if you’re giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

(Source: milestellers)

teenageiconophile:

*seduces the president so i can find out the truth about aliens*

mrdobalena:

HEAD Music Player