too-plurnt:

shit im out

too-plurnt:

shit im out

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officialunitedstates:

there’s no law against you tossing spaghetti on the sidewalks.  cops cant stop me.  not this time

"oh my god, you’re seriously going to pay college kids $15 an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"

scenicroutes:

a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?

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okay, well what about the national democratic party?

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what about interning at the united nations?

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wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not

if u say “i love you” too often it loses its meaning

iswearimnotnaked:

when i was 9 i wrote a love letter to cole sprouse and closed my eyes and threw it out the car window thinking it’d magically find him and wow i did not understand the united states postal system 

oprahkilledmydog:

i love marina and the almonds

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

juilan:

step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap

thetwoteddybeardoctors:

"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive

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