there’s no law against you tossing spaghetti on the sidewalks. cops cant stop me. not this time
a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?
okay, well what about the national democratic party?
what about interning at the united nations?
wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not
when i was 9 i wrote a love letter to cole sprouse and closed my eyes and threw it out the car window thinking it’d magically find him and wow i did not understand the united states postal system
i love marina and the almonds
team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour
step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap
"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive